The Troll Hunter

Greetins’ peoples, how joo all be doing today?  Now no complaining about why I haven’t been here writing mon, da summer break be having me doing all kinds of t’ings wit’ my little trollette, so da troll hunter be sorta forgetting about da site.

Any of joo be excited about da new patch coming up? I be about some t’ings but I not be happy at all about dem’ crappy hunter changes. I be t’inkin that Blizzard really be crapping on us hunter’s again. As a matter of fact I be seeing less and less hunters on my server and more and more Death Knights and Pallies, so I be having no doubt dat’ there’s a lot of people who just gave up on da class. Dat’ be a shame to, because I still be finding it fun to play.

Since joo’s heard from me last I be finally getting my new ‘Crusader’ title at dem tournaments and bought me a fancy new Orgrimmar tabbard to look handsome in. Next I t’ink I’ll be saving up my Champion’s Marks for possibly some better gear when da patch hits, or maybe a new Epic flying mount. I not be caring much for the mini-pets since I already got dat’ achievement for da 50 and have a hard enough time now trying to figure out which one to bring along! I do like da idea of having a personal squire around to check mail, etc. Dat definitely be some’ting I will look forward to.

So all dat’ being said, da troll hunter has decided dat’ the snottiness of dem uppity @ss Blood Elves in Silvermoon has recently gotten just a little too much to handle and I be going back to what I be liking best, battlegrounds of course! Yesterday I be changing over to a Marksmanship PvP 7-53-11 build and decided to give AV a try since I didn’t need a  whole lot of honor for my Hateful Gladiator’s Chain Helmet. I be glad I did to! Not only did I top dem’ damage meters at #1 or #2, I finished da day at 539 kills and an extra 30,000 honor!  I’m sure I be making a lot of allies crap lists too, so I be looking over my shoulder more often now. *grin*

I already have dem Deadly Gladiator’s Chain Leggings and in da future might just go for dat’ entire set. right now arena be out because I can’t find a decent team and I’m not impressed at all with hunter’s showing in arena right now and until it’s fixed somehow I t’ink I’ll just stick with da battlegrounds. Well speaking of dem, Wintergrasp be a callin’ me so it be time to go and hunt down some squishies! All of joo’s take care and have a happy and safe fourth of July and as always your comments be welcome.

‘Spirits Be With Ya Mon!’

((The Troll hunter is a duel specced 7/53/11 Marksmanship and a 0/15/56 Survial hunter who plays on a RP-PVP server, he talks funny because this is how trolls are supposed to speak in a role-playing environment.))

Greetins’ Mon! How joo’s all be doing on dis fine day?  The troll, well he be moving right along now wit’ plenty of new stuff to be tellin’ joo’s about. I be seeing a lot of peoples lately say dat’ dey’ are getting bored with Azeroth and Northrend, but actually I be finding more t’ings do now and am looking forward to doing dem’ new Argent Tournament dailies for dem’ nice rewards dat’ dey’ be offering me.

 

Champion of the Sen'Jin

I not be offering any advice on the jousting dat’ joo will have to be doing because frankly dis’ troll be stinking at it, but I can be telling joo’s dat’ if joo be stinkin’ at it too, joo can bring a friend or two to help joo kick some Valient’s and Champion’s butts and claim your just rewards. My warlock friend and I be going to the tournament every night and doing some serious @ss kicking mon! I be guessing dat’ by the time the QQ’ers be stopping dis’ both her and I will have already finished wit’ all dem factions and be Exalted Champions of the Horde! *snicker*

As joo can see by all dem’ pictures I be putting up today I first became an Exalted Champion of the Sen’jin of course, and den’ I be moving on to dem’ cow peoples and became a Exalted Champion wit’ dem too’s! I wonder if dey’ will be giving me free steak dinners now? Joo know besides the two very nice new mounts dat’ I be getting, (a swift Purple Raptor and a Great Golden Kodo), dis’ troll be picking up a very nice epic staff too dat’ be very comparable to what be dropping in Naxx. So if joo’s not be de’ raiding type, take my advice and go and grab joo one of these great staffs from your factions quartermaster.

 

New Epic Raptor

For dem’ people dat’ be reading here and don’t be knowing about the new tournaments, or how to be gettin’ there. It be located in IceCrown very close to the Shadow Vaults. Joo can either fly there yourself, or while joo be in Darlaran, joo can go up to de’ fly point and joo will see the new Argent Tournament recruiter on his fancy bird just sitting there waiting for joo to talk to him. If joo ask nicely, he be getting joo a ride over dere’ and joo can grab your new flight path. 

 

Great Golden Kodo

 

 

Another t’ing to be remember. Joo will also pick up reputation wit’ your faction (if not already exalted), and wit’ dem’ uppity Sunreaver peoples to as joo be doing your dailies. So it be very possible for joo to get exalted very fast and very quickly. If joo’s not like the gear dat’ dey’ be having to offer joo, remember to dat’ dem’ quartermasters also offer to sell unique new mini-pets dat’ be fetching ridiculously high prices at the auction house, so joo be keeping dat’ in mind too!

On da’ lighter side of t’ings, I be getting my 50 pets finally and a nice letter from dat little gnome lady Breanni along wit’ a new pet skunk named ‘Stinker‘ along with a nifty new achievement. I also still be keeping up wit’ my herb farming of course and last night I be passing de’ 100,000 gold mark for de’ first time. Ya Mon, I be a very rich troll but I not be stingy either, dis’ past month I be helping two peoples get their own epic flying mounts, and yes, dey’ be paying me back too! Share dat’ love I say!

 

50 Pet Achievement

Well it be back to Northrend to start my dailies for Orgrimmar and then off to help out some new friends and my little trollette with her leveling. T’anks for stopping by and if joo’s has any questions about de’ Argent Tournament just leave a comment or email da troll hunter anytime!

Joo’s all have a very profitable and epic week and as always, ‘Spirits Be With Joo Mon!’

 

((The Troll hunter is a duel specced 7/53/11 Marksmanship and a 0/15/56 Survial hunter who plays on a RP-PVP server, he talks funny because this is how trolls are supposed to speak in a role-playing environment.))

Greetin’s Mon! How all of joo’s be doing today? Sorry dat’ I haven’t been around here much lately but I be out working hard on achievements and my farming and I forget about joo’s faithful peoples dat’ be readin’ my stories. I promise dat’ I be gettin’ better in de’ future!

So I be t’inkin now dat it be an very epic past month here for dis’ troll!!  First I be finding dat’ Spirit Beast Gondria in Zul ‘Drak, and now my very good Warlock friend just today be campin’ out there and she be getting hers too!!  Den’ early this morning I be finishing up farming my herbs in dem’ Storm Peaks and was flying toward them amazon women’s place and I be looking in total awe (and I do mean awe too) and right in front of me be the very rare and elusive Time-Lost Proto Drake! I be so excited dat’ I lost it at first and really t’ought it be gone forever, but I be circling around the amazon’s village and headed just a little more to de’ North and flew right into him!

I flew over to a mountain ledge with him behind me and marked him right as I dis-mounted and stuck a Serpent Sting into his big beautiful self, den’ sent my kitty Chimera after him and 5 to 6 shots later he be all mine!!  Yah mon, I be gloating about it! Besides getting a very special and rare flying mount, he also be dropping a Time-forward Talisman and a Abandoned Adventurer’s Satchel which contained 20 pieces of frostweave cloth and some gold.

So see friends, peoples be laughing at dis’ troll for farming dem’ herbs too much, but as joo’s can see, joo never know what you’ll find out of complete accident when joo’s be out searching for dem herbs or mining veins!  I be wishing joo’s the best of luck in finding your own Time-Lost Proto Drake too!!

And for joo’s still searching, I be finding him right outside the entrance to the Brunnhildar village next to dem mountains coming out of Dun Nuffelem at around 5:45 a.m. Eastern time.

Joo’s all have an Epic Weekend and ‘Stay Away from Da Voodoo!’   Be Seeing Ya!

 

 

Dem spirits be with me mon!

 

((The Troll hunter is a duel specced 7/53/11 Marksmanship and a 0/15/56 Survial hunter who plays on a RP-PVP server, he talks funny because this is how trolls are supposed to speak in a role-playing environment.))

 

 

We has A Spirit Beast!!

 

Well I couldn’t put it off any longer, with the new duel-spec system in place I went ahead and chose a 54/14/6 Beast Mastery build as my secondary and went off in search of the elusive new Spirit Beast named Gondria located in the snowy areas of Zul’Drak.  I researched my Troll butt off and like with Loque’nahak, the only other Spirit Beast that’s available, there was a boat-load of information out there on Gondria’s locations but really no exact spawn times.

Being the herbalist that I am I figured that I would at least make my search for Gondria a profitable one too and I made sure to farm stacks and stacks of herbs all over Zul’Drak while spamming my targeting macro. Hey, dis troll ain’t stupid.   Now unlike Loque, I didn’t camp out in Zul’Drak all day long, to change things up a little, I would go out to the Zim’Torga fly point and start my big circle there for about and hour at a time, usually with no luck at all in the evenings. Then I headed off to do my dailies and farm a little more and would head back to Zul’Drak once again in my hunt to tame this special kitty. It made the hunt much less boring this time around!

On the fourth day of my routine I ran into a Blood Elf huntress who had just tamed Gondria at 6 a.m. Eastern time over at the Altar of Mam’toth location so I figured that at least now I had at least one good confirmed spawn time and the coordinates confirmed what I had read on Wowhead too! Later that evening I went out and searched again in vain for a few more hours and figured it was useless if Gondria spawned anyways because the whole area was littered with both Alliance and Horde hunters who were almost running over one another. It was like the hunt for Loq all over again. *sigh*

Disgusted I went to bed and got up at 5 a.m. and figured I’d start my search again for at least another hour after I got through with the daily cooking quest. At 5:30 a.m. I flew from Dalaran back to Zim’Torga and mounted up and started to head toward the Altar of Har’koa and spammed my macro once and said “Holy @#it it’s Gondria right below me!” I swear I thought I was dreaming. This troll dismounted a good 200 feet below the ground and prayed that the new ‘Call Stabled Pet’ talent worked (so I could put away Chimera, my other cat), and dropped a Freeze Trap as fast as I could!! The taming went fine as Gondria went right into it and never touched me at all. I did however have a frost leopard spawn right next to me and beat on me while I was half way through the tame but my new found friend came to my rescue after he was mine and kicked some leopard butt!

So naturally I will be visiting all the major Horde cities later today showing off my very unique new Spirit Beast off to the Horde population then it will be off to get him leveled to 80 so I can effectively use him for PvP and raiding in the near future. Hmm, maybe I’ll show the alliance too?  

For all those who are looking for this very rare and beautiful cat I can offer you this information to help you out:

Macro that I used is:

/tar Gondria
/stopmacro [noexists]
/script PlaySound(”RaidWarning”)
/run RaidNotice_AddMessage(RaidBossEmoteFrame,”Gondria - Found!”, ChatTypeInfo["RAID_WARNING"])

Spawn locations:

 (62.5, 62.1) — (69.3, 70.8) — (69.3, 48.3) — (62.4, 42.3) — (77.3, 67.3)   I found Gondria at the 62.5,62.1 location.

And the map of the spawn point locations on Wowhead can be found here.

I wish all of you hunters that are wanting to tame this special spectral cat the very best of luck in doing so, it takes time and patience but it’ll pay off in the end!

“Spirit Beasts be with you Mon!” 

((Yeah, yeah I know I’ve been gone now for a few weeks but we all need a break don’t we? Actually I’ve still been playing Warcraft but just not as much as usual because the Big Red Kitty leaving thing got me to thinking about spending more quality time with my daughter instead of running Naxx and farming all of time.  This is a good thing! ))

So how joo’s all be doing? De troll hunter well I’s be doing fine mon, just fine! I also be coming into Ulduar later today mon sitting on 21,000 gold and gear rated from 213 to 226. Ya Mon, dis troll be ready to kick some mob @ss! All joo’s be excited about de patch today going live, or did joo’s want it to be next week? I be hearing some mixed feelings about this from different peoples on de server but all and all I believe it be a good t’ing.

Of course I also have been working my troll butt off farming everything and anything dat be growing in Northrend too! I saved up and entire vault tab full of Lichbloom, Icethorn, and Talandra’s Rose for Monday night and joo know what? As I predicted the Auction House completely ran dry from all the Alchemist going crazy to make consumables, and de troll hunter cleaned up handsomely by 2 a.m.  Dem Spirits were definately with me!  Kinda makes all dem alliance spitting on me peoples worth every gather I got. Dats right Ally peoples, keep on spitting while I keep getting richer! 

Achievement wise I be getting a lot lately too. I finally be getting my lazy troll butt in gear and got my cooking up to 450 and now can make de good stuff mon! Fishing yesterday brought me both the Grand Master Fisherman, Skills to pay the Bills, and the Epic achievements, so next I be shooting for maxing my fishing at 450 so I can be fishing dem coins out of de Dalaran fountains!

Will I be using a duel spec? You bet I will be mon. Wit de awesome changes to Marksmanship and no global cool down on Silencing Shot, I be wanting to see the squishy tears a flowing. Of coarse I’m sure w’it enough QQ’ing dat it’ll be nerfed soon enough, but oh the fun I am going to be having until then!  I t’ink I be rolling Beastmastery as my second spec to be giving it a try. Probably a 51/20/0 build to be able to go after dat sweet looking new Spirit Beast in Zul’Drak. I be letting joo’s know how dat be going soon.

It also be looking like there be some nice profession changes too along with a couple of new mounts, including the sea mount. Now I might not be to excited about getting a turtle mount, but hey mon, joo know how stupid a troll looks on a Swift Zhevra?  Yeah dats right, laugh it up at de troll’s expense.

 

Yah, joo's just laugh away!

Well peoples it be time to be going to get some well needed rest for today’s patch. I be leaving joo’s wit de movie of de to Secrets of Ulduar new video to be watching and hopefully getting excited over! Ol’ Jane Proudmoore just be getting sexier and sexier everytime dey be making her. I see why Thrall be having de hots for her now!

As always your comments always be welcome mon, and remember to “Stay Away From Da Voodoo!!”

 

((The Troll hunter is a 7/53/11 Marksmanship hunter who plays on a RP-PVP server, he talks funny because this is how it’s supposed to be in a role-playing environment.))